ary-wonderland:

sobsofthegoblins:

fun hats for urself

guessididntdie:

stephanemiroux:

gaypussyretard:

ralisedarys:

ralisedarys:

happy new year dont forget bloodmoon This Momth.

we are off to a GREAT start

Are We Human? Or Are We Goblin?

anti-gaud:

dameron420:

dameron420:

dameron420:

Hey everyone, I’m Marcus and I’m a 20 y/o mentally ill gay trans guy. I’ve been looking for new housing with literally zero luck so far so if anyone has leads on somewhere cheap in the Twin Cities area in MN I would really appreciate it.

I live with an ex friend and her father currently, renting a room in their basement.

The above is the bathroom that I have to use and our laundry room, which is across the hall from my bedroom. Basically the whole house is like this. It’s full of mold and bugs and literally years of trash build up. Our bathroom vanity is falling apart because of rot. The walls are covered in mold. I can’t use our kitchen 90% of the time because it’s covered in filthy dishes from her and her dad, sometimes full of maggots or mold, and this has made ED recovery difficult.

I have tried cleaning parts of the house but neither my roommate nor her dad maintain any level of cleanliness so keeping the house neat or even just sanitary is impossible. I’ve gotten ringworm multiple times since I moved here due to how filthy the house is. My roommate left shit covered sheets in the hallway by my bedroom for months and just warned me about them when I moved in rather than doing anything about them. Their cat throws up frequently and they don’t clean up after her even when her vomit is covered in mold from sitting there for so long. Said cat has also pissed in my room.

Aside from the horrible state of the house, my roommate is a rapist and an abuser. While I have not been her main victim she has still been horrible to me in the 1+ year I’ve lived here. It’s taking a horrible toll on my mental health and I want nothing more than to get out.

If you think you might know someone who is looking for a roommate in the area please message me and I can give more details. I’m trying not to be picky about housing possibilities but I can’t leave the area without dropping out of school so again I am trying to find something in the Twin Cities area.

If you don’t know anyone, just spreading this post would help.

My roommates dad informed me tonight that I have until January 15th to find somewhere else to live. My biggest struggle has been finding somewhere affordable—I’m a barista and don’t have a very large income. Any leads I’ve gotten have been either very short term or too far away for me to keep my job and continue going to school.

here, enjoy a horrific house tour

And since y’all are here, here’s someone who genuinely needs help! They are trans, gay, and he will be homeless soon and needs help!! Please boost

battlecrazed-axe-mage:

dajo42:

dajo42:

dajo42:

the new d&d sidekick mechanic is so fucking funny

any monster of cr1 or lower can be your friend who is either a warrior, expert or spellcaster

like yeah hey this is my literal fucking lion he knows vicious mockery and loves me

whats up my names meginara the tiefling warlock and this is my awakened shrub who can pick fucking locks

hey guys you remember that boy king we freed from bandits and subsequently befriended? well i thought our team could use more damage so i taught him how to use a battleaxe. yes i know hes seven. its perfectly legal. hes the king and he says so

Well I know what I’m bothering my DM with tomorrow

Rules to follow when at sea

writing-prompt-s:

1. The ship should be treated with kindness.
   
2. Not all waters are good.
   
3. Don’t look deeper than you absolutely have to.
   
4. A sudden shallow means something is beneath you.
   
5. Never sail alone at night.
   
6. There are things best left unseen.
   
7. Whales are wise. Do not anger them.
   
8. You are very, very small.
   
9. There may be eyes in the fog. Don’t make contact.
   
10. Some ships sail under no flag. They are not real. Not anymore.
    
11. Occasionally, you will get a distress transmission from the Atlantic. Don’t answer it.
    
12. The sound of motors in the fog is never, ever, a good sign.
    
13. Some lighthouses move. Don’t depend on them.
    
14. Make as little sound as possible whenever your chest feels strange.
    
15. It is entirely possible to lose time at sea. Do not worry. You will remember eventually.
    
16. If the water goes murky, leave the top deck.
    
17. There may be blood in the water. Don’t look.
    
18. If you startle at nothing, it was not nothing.
    
19. There are some kinds of fog your lights won’t shine through. When you encounter it, take a different route.
    
20. Some fjords are not for human travel.
    
21. The singing is most likely not sirens. Pray that is is not.
    
22. Never dive and expect nothing strange to happen.
    
23. If something feels off, check your ropes.
    
24. If someone shouts to you in the dark, do not reply.
    
25. Sometimes curious things knock on the hull. They will usually leave.
    
26. Nothing is ever entirely as it seems.
    
27. Moonlight on the ocean has a hypnotic effect. Don’t stare.
    
28. There will always be something watching from the coast.
    
29. When the sky turns strange colours, close your eyes. It is best not to see.
    
30. If your compass does not work, let yourself drift on the current. Something wants you gone.